Every Christmas my mother and I search the malls, Christmas stores and kiosks for the perfect Christmas tree ornament and this may just be next year's pick. I mean it is most definately a conversation starter at the yearly party or at least a second looker!
Next up: The Poop Squeak Plush Toy.
Which brings me to, wait for it, wait for it, Doo Drops. ( Press the scarey music button)
For $10.95 you can give a 1/4 pound of Chocolate Poop. It comes nestled on a bed of grass and in it's own poop baggie for giving. I would recommend this for the coworker that has been eating your peanut butter. Review said: "Absolutely doolightful" Gag me.
And finally a way to wash it all away.
Those products sound like the brainchildren of either six year old boys or a basset hound I know. As a Shar Pei, I pride myself on never eating poop or drinking from the toilet so all I can say is eeeew to all of the above.
ReplyDeletewags, me, Lola
Hmm the toilet is funny. Youd hate to come across a floater though! Errrrrrrrr!
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OMG! That is so wrong, but we still laughed!
ReplyDeleteBunny
WTF on the yule doos!! i have never ever thought of hanging a golden turd on my christmas tree.. soooooo random.
ReplyDeleteThe Doo Drops are beyond disgusting.. they practically look like real dog turds. the toilet is AWESOME though.. that's something i'm weird enough to buy for my pooches.
I`m still roaring! Funny, funny stuff there!
ReplyDeleteWell they will try to market anything, and you will always get some people buying shit, I mean it.
ReplyDeleteI have heard about this toilet drinking from my house mates. They are doxies and have never tried it, but they tell me that louise, the Saint Bernard, liked to practice this habit a lot. They tell me Gramma would get quite annoyed about the wet seat!
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